rectumofglory:

firelordazula:

Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans

i’m scREaming at ursula omG

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

literaryfool:

megaman2:

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

Kal Penn as Khan

kristinaraesaylor:

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

austingabe:

I want Danny to just w r e c k Ethan. Like emotionally and physically. I want him to ache when he’s away from Danny, n-e-e-d him by his side. I want him craving Danny’s touch and comfort to make him feel complete. I want him crying because he didn’t know it would be this way, and I want him begging for Danny to just come to their side quietly because he can’t kill him and he can’t kill his twin.

I want him to just break down and suffer.

I wholeheartedly want this to hurt.

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

bossypants:

end of the tv year

Teen Wolf Season 2: Gag Reel

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping