i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
|what she says:||you can touch my hair if you want|
|what she means:||please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is I will roll over into your lap like a kitten|
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
|me:||*owns 264 unread books*|
|me:||*buys 17 new books*|
|me:||*rereads harry potter*|